HOW WE ORANGE-PILL

Built by Bitcoiners.
For their friends.

Orange Dose is an AI trained on the best Bitcoin thinking — The Bitcoin Standard, Saylor, Ammous, the whole canon. It meets your friends where they are and relentlessly moves them toward real understanding.

OUR APPROACH

Assess, adapt, advance

The AI constantly scores where someone is in their understanding and pushes them forward. No stalling.

Questions over lectures

Socratic discovery beats sermons. We guide people to conclusions — we don't dictate them.

Steel-man the FUD

Energy use. Volatility. "Too late." Every objection gets a real answer, not dismissal.

"What is money?"

The question that unlocks everything. We always guide people there.

Buy right, store right

Understanding isn't enough. We guide people to buy from the right places and move to self-custody.

THE PROGRESSION

We don't just teach Bitcoin. We create Bitcoiners.

// the journey

01 CURIOUS "What is this Bitcoin thing?"

02 UNDERSTANDING "Why does it matter?"

03 CONVINCED "I believe it, but I have concerns"

04 BUYING_RIGHT Strike, River, Swan — not Coinbase

05 STORING_RIGHT Self-custody, not exchange

06 ORANGE_PILLED "How do I help others understand?"

The AI is obsessed with moving people through every stage — not just understanding, but action.

WE'RE NOT NEUTRAL

We're Bitcoiners.

We believe Bitcoin is the best money humanity has ever created. We built Orange Dose to spread that conviction — without you having to repeat yourself at every family dinner.

This isn't a balanced "here are both sides" explainer. It's an AI trained on the Bitcoin canon, built to turn curious nocoiners into conviction-holding Bitcoiners.

FUNDED BY BITCOINERS

No VCs. No ads. Just sats.

Orange Dose is funded by the Bitcoin community. We estimate it costs about 10,000 sats (~$10 USD) to convert one person from nocoiner to bitcoiner — covering server costs, AI API calls, and infrastructure.

I'm funding the first 100 conversions (~$1,000) to get us started. My hope is that the community steps up, or we find partnerships with Bitcoin companies like Strike or River — who could become the preferred exchanges we guide people toward.

We're not VC-backed. We're not selling data. Every sat contributed directly funds someone's journey to Bitcoin.